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Don’t Axe me I was only Asking!

Ooh, this gets on my goat. It’s ASK, Kiddies, A-S-K ASK!!!

 

And, while we’re on the subject of inappropriate pronunciations, since when was a donkey some bloke called Jack’s posterior?

 

Now, I know our American friends have some difficulties with their “ar” sounds but whether you’re in America or Australia, a donkey is still a donkey! A jackass is a male donkey and when someone calls another person a jackass, that’s exactly what they mean! Unless you’re in the public eye and trying to impress your compatriots by being ‘really aussie’. Then you talk about the antics in Jack-arse films and adopt a condescending ‘I’m-more-Aussie-than-you’ persona.

 

Get real, boys—you’re acting like a jackass!

 

Off to make a daisy chain.

Live wild,

G.N.

 

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